Fifteen to force an absolute joke

 1, a woman left QQ signature: email: Father, Berlin is a good place. The people here are very friendly. but I went away to school a little bit embarrassed. others are taking the subway to school, just me and Mercedes. father wrote back: the child, you turn 200 million U.S. dollars in the past. Do not give me embarrassed, hastened to buy a subway.
3, often with the leadership of a meal, promotion is a matter of time; often eat with the wealthy, rich is a matter of time; often told my wife to eat, boredom is a matter; often eat with the lover, kidney is a matter; often eat with the opposite sex, sex is a matter of time. It follows: What should be the first to eat!
4, [cat pounced on the King User Reviews of shampoo] 1, since the use of the King, this is not sour the waist, the head does not hurt, even the heart does not jump; 2, Overlord Overlord, to help you as soon as possible Xianyan Wang; 3, King shampoo, Paralympic specified shampoo; 4, King shampoo, stepmother's choice;
5, always thought King shampoo is family medicine, and now know is actually a family of pesticides.
6, if the Chinese team took the world cup, you will Kunitari which song to sing? ① Chang Chen-yue, the steal the show octopus brother Paul had died. should be strongly urged Chinese fans, let this octopus aquarium predict when China entered the World Cup, Paul thinking about a killed after an hour!
8, there is a buddy love children, and one day be mandatory to bring his girlfriend to open room. things completed, his girlfriend said something to hurt children for a month man, she said: Pie in the end is not the same as hh
9, a handsome old man asked a : , sighed gloomily: a; nails the spirit of a little, and nail house more; serving less, more than RMB services; arm grandmother crossing the road a little, and holding more than crossing the street mistress; diary helped write less busy times, wrote in his diary on the bed a few times more.
11, one pulls into the eternal hate. cups! Guangzhou City, one man standing next to the hotel, Guangyuan West Road, footbridge, Beijing-Guangzhou railway to the bridge side of the high-voltage pee, urine conductivity as the man killed on the spot.
12, our country is a tribe from the Manor, the wind sister family, paycheck to paycheck, Neet, migrant workers, family dwelling, ant, hiding their marriages and other components of the multi-ethnic country.
13, a couple go for Love, but money enough to buy them a bottle of pesticide, and this bottle only enough doses of pesticides is dead, But in the end both of them are dead, why? The answer: They bought the bottle of pesticide, open the bottle, cap that read: bottle again.
14, Wei Yan came to the first day of the military. Zhuge Liang: also surnamed Wei. After the wife will be ah! Last: brothers, regret a second wife ah!