1: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
2: Once a man fishing, caught a squid only.
squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it. < br> squid very happy said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he is not very OK, ask the examiner:
blood, became red beans; has pus, and become a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see that his new hair, smiled and said: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked cried hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Penguin asked my father, popcorn: you see the corn up our house?
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiaoming Q Xiao Hua: ; the piano. paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a mother the car h
way her mother did not know the way to sit down a h.
mother ass with a stick to hit the driver, said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg to tea tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg-free home can be attributed to the results it becomes a wild eggs; an egg, careful not to fall on the road, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg went to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg went to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg ; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator : an example! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree, there was the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to hit the jackpot on the the radius of 50 miles to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: He cold Yeah.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather is hot, put Mr. Banana clothes off, and after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, that : a long time. He said: tired ah, I think I have softened the whole person hhh.
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he did a forward somersault take three weeks, three weeks swivel Half a month then backflip.
22: MM University of lost looking for. met a gentle professor.
MM: Excuse me, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, we can college.
23: Secretary and Chief of carpool elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office chief, Secretary conference: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: .. No bathing, washing promised cold weather can be ah ~ ~ ~ (giant conceal joke)
27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars. < br> walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: Ganpian I!
!
two people have a great chance of bird flu mm1. ?
B: I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know! C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint : homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: all new! things, the above text passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind stepped on dog feces will marry you.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on ......< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all what?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D is certainly rotten eggs Rights!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 foot tall What is that???
answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line what?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see him stop In the downstairs of the bicycle hh.
38: One day a female drug addicts were caught the police station, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands He called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. h. A woman quickly says
addict looked up and saw with eyes of anger on the police said
This is a hate
Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of wind took her her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
the back shouted:
They love each other, people ask how did you come together?
gorilla replied: results into the next ...
.......< br> death fat ..
43: There is a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car when crossing the road a bit, big called: Special bored penguins stay at home, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time found myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door ah So penguins and go home to lock the door. lock the door after starting to look for polar bears penguins again, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh door said: Play here! not a hundred small bread ah? to the bakery, days, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, What becomes br> 47: A teacher asked the students how to reduce the white pollution? students A: the lunch box made of blue.
48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: ; pull what I eat, eat watermelon pull watermelon, eating cucumber cucumber pull! the stewardess asked a little girl said: There was a polar bear and a penguin together playing, penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: a one hair to pull down, turned to Penguin, said: Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
one with sausage shaking a bit, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, Huh? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have more to run only faster,
went last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks.
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: After adoption of fruit, we wash with a unified, washing can eat. ; Xiaohua, you've found what? United States: , because I stepped on the stool. Xiao Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long you in the back of Mimi ? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao-Ming : A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold.
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed, rubbing the chest mad I want a man I cried a man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike !
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
all Corn turned into popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because of snow to be too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet to climb before the dirty to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no one answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg, br> Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
Xiao Ming is in fact dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
A and C saw one, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit is a long pull shit
first article.
only the second ball of the.
the third is actually a triangle.
asked it: I Yong Shounie's.
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: one day Bauer asked his father: house, next door to the dog suddenly ran out of bite him, he angrily picked up the bamboo fight it,
the dog's owner to see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard have you?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing.
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers : No, I am useless.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I'm useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to the
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
80: Why is the dog getting smaller and smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhaopaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a
only a horse the other horse friends, fell into the sea in order to find the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became white only. it in order to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it continuous to be a car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes into a Ma was able to escape the fate of being eaten, all to be as into the After this joke could not help but say: 82: Xiao Ming 20 million owed to underground banking, Little implored him more than a few days grace period,
banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
the day after tomorrow, then hh, in chopped 4; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is not the person has a
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: One day a man met God < br> God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me your 9 Mania now!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, and 9 to lay Mania Well
on the tracks,
results a train in the past,
the man was dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: A guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
The guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt, slipped in the woods No game day.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, horses turned out to be speak! r
so the spot was scared to death of 86 hunters: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror According to the talk about the mirror; side of the people here a good familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: Tomato A and B of tomato to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked a.
turned on tomato tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat
day
white cat fell into the water to save up
it white on black cat said something
`` Q: What does?
.. < br> ; said: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: ; believe me. What more heat? > Zhuge Liang: > this manager explained: It has been fed peaches,
results Peach not pull out, scare the monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients Road, the two still want to escape from the hospital psychiatric patients.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 under the wall,
So they continue to turn outward.
to 60 under the wall,
> to 99 under the wall,
in a stream, a large treasure, Nobita, ambition, David A total of four boys naked in the play in the water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical supplies.
Con: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is We do have a hump?
Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, there hump can store water ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
camel Dad : Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a foot thick?
Camel Dad: Because all the desert is of sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we do at the zoo doing?
97: hen incubates the eggs, there is an egg from its butt drill out
hen: Q
with a pen writing on the wall film r l word,
watch the two of us up to sit on the toilet.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: get cold?
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