Younger brother: younger brother: Water discharge at the doors. coax children to sleep at night, and your grandfather, the children do not want to go,UGG boots clearance, the young woman said: you do not go I can go. Grandpa in the next Stern, said: teach children to be honest,cheap UGG boots, you can not coax both children and deceive the elderly.
3 teachers made examination paper before the exam, took a more behind the girls, shouting, lint-free? the mouse,Bailey UGG boots, can not afford to! bear wiped his ass away catches mice.
5 has a auto parts factory,UGG shoes, the state of disrepair; parts: the word has become; cattle an old man who led a cow; car factory to match with beef cattle, the worst are the students tractors ah ? then they see that he sat rocking to and fro
trembling, and asked: What? answered: I tune into the vibration.
7 Once an English class, came out again and started motorcycle sound.
the sound lasted for a long, heated debate may not secure. this time, the teacher finds everyone's upset, shaking his head said, Alas! , a man asked why a woman sad to say: you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
9 and a daughter through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, embraced like to do , the front is the foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
10 dogs on the bear said, marry me it, marry me you'll be happy. Xiong said: did not marry you, marry you only raw bear, I want to marry a cat, it was distinguished students do Panda!
11 wife cheating husband suddenly home adulterer jumping through the window and fled, the crowd mixed with morning run, there is the curious to ask why not wear clothes, gave the answer: streaking, have not seen?
curious: streaking seen, never seen naked with a set of .
12 migrant farmers mule driver, encountered rogue, rogue: to eat yet? farmer said: eat. rogue: I asked the donkey. The farmers heard, and turned to the two ears of an ass fan: Damn, the city relatives do not say.
13 Internet cafes I saw a MM, wow! is a beautiful younger sister looks oh!
hesitated for a long time, I finally walked beside her courage and whispered: I can talk to you?
MM actually cried loudly: No! I do not sleep with you!
their eyes the whole bar of people who stare at us, I embarrassment, blushing without a word, returned to their seats.
After a while, then MM up to me and whispered: I'm sorry ... ..., just now I just want to test it in an extremely awkward situation Under the reaction. I cried aloud: What? you want three hundred? too expensive!
14 district nine in ten households have installed a security door, and only one not installed, one day, nine people with the theft, only the Pirates did not install the door of this room family escaped unharmed, and the thief on the door written in its said: After reading it after the transfer to the other is not happy ,,,,,, people like you become happy, right
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